Borat Sagdiyev

Borat Sagdiyev (dalam Cyrillic mungkin: Борат Сагдиев) adalah seorang tokoh satir yang diciptakan dan dimainkan oleh pelawak Britania Raya Sacha Baron Cohen. Seorang jurnalis dari Kazakhstan, ia diilhami oleh tokoh sebelumnya oleh Baron Cohen, seorang reporter TV Albania bernama Kristo, yang kemungkinan juga diilhami oleh selebriti internet Mahir Çağrı.

Ia muncul secara teratur dalam Da Ali G Show, di mana Borat melakukan hal-hal yang aneh. Hal ini dan reaksi orang-orang di sekitarnya kemudian direkam. Tamu-tamu Borat sering setuju atau menentang sikapnya yang antisemit dan misoginistik.

Kutipan

• "Nice... Nice, I like."
• "I like you, do you like me?"
• "My wife she is dead, she die in a field...But it's ok I have a new wife...She Nice"
• "It is nice"
• "My sister was voted by Almaty chamber of commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2 or 3 prostitute in country of Kazahstan."
• "Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free..."
• "Sexy time!"
• "I once carry a woman against her will for near one mile."
• "I make liquid explosion for camel."
• "Wa wa wee waa!"
• "Can I put camera in ladies toilet ? ... NO ... why not ??"
• "My sister, she is a prostitute...Why?...Because she like to make money, high five!"
• "Do women work here? -(Yes)- what?
• (regarding porn) "I like it! I like it! I like a shaved pussy!"
• "How many punch you take to cow before it fall? For me, my record is 11."
• "What is best way to silence a woman?"
• "I want to make a romance inside of you. Not by force. Only if she let me."
• "If you vote for him, he will make sure you and your family will have very good years, if you do not... you will be sorry"
• "If you do not vote for him, he will take power."
• "I will not leave until you swear on the eyes of your child that you will vote for him."
• "My mother, she never love me, she tell me sometimes she wish she was raped by someone else"
• "If she cheat on me, I crush her."
• "It smell like a shit."
• "Beat the Gypsy!!!."
• "She must have plough experience."
• "Success!"
• "Last night, I had a sex...with woman from Gambia"
• "You're a Big Fat!"
• "Is Freddy Mercury.....homosexual?"
• Borat: "Where is your horse?"

Man: "I can't afford one, you see, I'm retired.

Borat: "You are a retard? Like mongoloid?"